What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.